February 2011
January 2011
“Men are born between a woman’s legs and spend the rest of their lives...”
“Distance doesn’t ruin a relationship, doubts do.”
“I wanna create a Facebook account named “No One” Then I can like...”
“If you apologize, it doesn’t mean you’re right or wrong. It means...”
“Bacon is bacon… eggs are eggs… don’t let those boys between...”
Test
How fast can you guess these words ? Time yourself! 1.F_ _ K 2.PU_S_ 3._EX 4.P_N_S 5.BOO_S 6._ _NDOM 7._A_IN_ Answers: 1.FORK 2.PULSE 3.HEX 4.PANTS 5.BOOKS 6.RANDOM 7.MARINE YOU GOT ALL 7 WRONG? WEL, I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK.. :))
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and...
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You wonder why I'm insecure?
heybemysuperman:
bigbieberlovee:
ohhheybeautiful:
Because i have thick thighs
“Awe you like me.. (: And her. And her. And her. Wow, I feel special.”
“No matter how carefully you choose your words, they’ll always end up being...”
“Bitches Ain’t Shit But Hoes And Tricks”
– Dr.Dre
When I'm eating something really hot but I keep...
notthebrighteststarinthesky:
In class pretending like I give a shit.
boyscashcarsclothes:
painiack:
LMAO. this.
